Category Archives: Humor

Just so you can’t say I didn’t warn you…

Posted on February 24, 2011 by

This morning the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if United States meddling in Egypt continued they intend to cut off America ‘s supplyof 7-11 and Motel 6 managers. If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers … Continue reading →

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I Can’t Help Myself, Please Forgive Me

Posted on July 22, 2010 by

Today I had an interesting experience.  One of the college secretaries forwarded to me an email that had been sent to two of our ‘generic’ college addresses but addressed to my dad, our pastor.  It’s common for me to answer … Continue reading →

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PETA in a PITA

Posted on September 19, 2009 by
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Solving Problems

Posted on August 31, 2009 by

I Wish All Problems Would Be So Simple Everyone concentrates on the problems we’re having in this country lately – 1.  (a) Illegal immigration, (b) Hurricane recovery, (c) Alligators attacking people in Florida ……… not me — I concentrate on … Continue reading →

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How Retired People Spend Their Time

Posted on July 25, 2009 by

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 … Continue reading →

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Latest Model GM!!

Posted on June 19, 2009 by

The new GM (Government Motors) proudly introduces the 2010 Obama! This car runs on hot air and false promises of “Hope.” It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through sharp left turns. It comes with two teleprompters to help … Continue reading →

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Change I Believe

Posted on April 15, 2009 by

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C.  One from Illinois, another from Tennessee and the third, Alabama. They go with a White House official to examine the fence.  The Alabama contractor takes … Continue reading →

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What is it You Wanted?

Posted on April 15, 2009 by

After being interviewed by the school administration, the teaching prospect said, “Let me see if I’ve got this right: You want me to … go into that room with all those kids, 1. correct their disruptive behavior, 2. observe them … Continue reading →

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Feigned Sincerity: The Green Hour

Posted on March 24, 2009 by

This is a must read!!! Rebecca is an excellent writer.  You can read about her under “The Sum of Me” on this page also. Feigned Sincerity: The Green Hour.

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Think about this “5th Grade” Math Problem

Posted on November 24, 2008 by

This is a 5th grade math problem.  If you can open the spreadsheet, you’ll see it’s a very small list of people who have gotten the correct number. This is not a trick question. This is a real math problem … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Really Thinking | 15 Comments

No…

Posted on October 28, 2008 by

there’s no hidden camera here.  It’s not a mirror, and there’s no poking allowed

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Improved – You’ll Never Believe It!!

Posted on April 16, 2008 by
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Stupid #9

Posted on February 29, 2008 by

Here’s a humorous set of stories sent to my email box.  Rather, than forward it to all of you, I’m going to start a stupid series in my humor category. A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if … Continue reading →

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Stupid #8

Posted on February 26, 2008 by

Here’s a humorous set of stories sent to my email box.  Rather, than forward it to all of you, I’m going to start a stupid series in my humor category. Police in Radnor , Pa. interrogated a suspect by placing … Continue reading →

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Stupid #7

Posted on February 23, 2008 by

Here’s a humorous set of stories sent to my email box.  Rather, than forward it to all of you, I’m going to start a stupid series in my humor category. My neighbor works in the operations department in the central … Continue reading →

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